Bloggin!

Hi.. I am showing Adriana how to blog... how cool!!?

Morning

I just woke up.. and I am like.. ugh... I don't wanna go to work... frankly I am tried of my job b/c I don't use my brain.. I easily have the easiest job on earth!! 

I don't want to complain because I am truly blessed... after being unemployed for 6 months.. trust.. I am beyond blessed...

I am getting ready to move.. and start a new single life... exciting

BTW... my job is to call people who are interested in going to school (you know the ones you see commercials for on BET..) yeah... they have some of the GHETTOIST NAMES I have EVER seen... it's really sad

Howaniequa, Miltoneisha, Passionay.. the list goes on.. 

OMG... Im back

Dang... I haven't been on in forever.. this new job has gotten me tired as f...

Listen.. Twitter me baby... JMikaelatheQD... obsessed

Welcome to the Real World

I got a j-o-b!!!!

Yay... 

The Latest BET Blackbuster Feature

According to this YouTube... A whole bunch of video ho's vixens got together to hold a "summit" where they discussed how important it is to... well basically not look like a whore! But.. if it talks like a duck.. dresses like a duck.. sucks dances like a duck...

Watch as these young ladies (I use the term loosely) go on and on about all the trials and tribulations they face being in videos.. as if there are no other career paths.. I didn't know whether to laugh at the preposterous-ness or smdh at this bull jive... If you have kids... please.. don't let them watch BET.. unless it's Sunday morning! 

Happy New Year!!

Happy New Year people... 

So.. this year I planned to spend my NYE relaxed.. calm.. cool and most of all ... happy... of course.. everything doesn't go as planned... I have a "situation" that is sucking the life out of me.. my job situation sucks (but only a little bit.. got some prospects finally).. my social life.. could be better and Im bored! But... all is not bad.. I have had the chance to hang out with some really cool people and get to know some people and.. well... nothing is better than being with old ppl you love and new ppl you hope to love someday.. in some capacity.. 

Anywho.. So I made a NYE resolution.. which I usually dont.. b/c I think they're stupid.. but here goes:

Do everything I say Im going to do (that included past, present and future).. So far..I have jumped on that.. all except for the exercising part.. mostly because I didn't want to pass out today because of this cold.. 

Anywho.. this year I plan to:

1. Get 2 or 3 jobs (and work them all)

2. Save a gang  of money and pay off all my credit card debt

3. Move the hell out of this apartment!!!! (SOON)

4. Do WHATEVER makes me happy

So.. before I go.. here is an ode to my cold:

Dear Cold:

You are a bastard

Sincerely,

stuck in the house Jasmine

I hope your 09 is as successful as mine!!! 

Merry Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY... YOU SURE DO TREAT ME RIGHT...

Please have a wonderful holiday... be safe and spread love and joy... ooh... don't get too messed up on that holiday "punch"

Love to love to love you!!!!

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

Funky Fresh Senior Choir.. No Joke

This has to be the funniest shit ever..

Whats worse!?!? Don't Cha?!?! An off-key version of Hey Ya.. or Hot in Herre.. complete with removal of clothing.. WHY did they have to defame those choir robes with such fuckery!?!? 

I went to the website.. but nothin was there..